PINKSALE PRESALE - In the digital wasteland of $TEHC, where the scent of unwashed keyboards mingles with the aroma of shattered dreams, Stonks and Meme Man emerge as the twisted gods of our tehcnological folly. Stonks, the sly trickster, lures investors with promises of untold riches, while Meme Man, the embodiment of tehc gone awry, laughs in the face of progress. As the presale looms, we invite you to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, to gamble with your sanity as you navigate the treacherous waters of crypto chaos. Will you rise to the top, flipping Apple's market cap like a discarded coin, or will you be consumed by the darkness lurking within $TEHC's digital depths? Dear degens, as we embark on this perilous journey, where every meme is a gamble and every laugh is tinged with madness, Where the only certainty is uncertainty, and the only limit is the size of your imagination.